Laughter, The Best Medicine.

assalammualaikum/salam sejahtera

This is just for a leisure reading. none of these jokes related to anyone. feel free and enjoy reading the jokes. those were picked from the e-mail forwarded to me by ben. thanx to him. enjoy!

1) What medical student must know

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at themand told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

2) To all mommies...

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom,I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

3) You Come, No Come ? How Come......

Just take a break, a short one though... This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the couple went to seek the help of the Red 'Chief' who is also the tribe's medicine man. Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?" Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months". After nine months the Indian came back to the village.He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby.At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief. He said to the Chief: " Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby come, how come?" The Chief turned to the wife for an answer. The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come, baby come".

4) Watch the expression

DIVORCED FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last cheque she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face."

Later...

DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18,this is the last child support payment he'll ever haveto make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face."

DIVORCED MOTHER: "Next time you visit your 'father',tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father... then, stand back and watch the expression on his face."

LOL~~ (",)